Episode #2872: One Bro, Turning It Up!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew re-examine their use of slang, and they announce their BIG PLANS for the upcoming TBTL-a-Thon!
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0:00.0	This is about consumer rights, and if they don't want to drink our delicious sodas, we do provide healthier options, like water zero.
0:08.0	Oh, yes, let's talk about water zero.
0:10.0	The name implies that there are zero calories, like most water, but in fact, it has 300 calories per serving.
0:18.0	Isn't that misleading?
0:19.0	The zero on the label refers to the amount of water in it, which is zero.
0:23.0	If you want zero calorie water, try diet water zero light. It has only 60 calories.
0:29.0	T-B-T-L!
0:35.0	WWW dot this and WWW dot that.
0:38.0	Let's WWW dot explain.
0:40.0	I keep loads right, James, and I don't want to make a deal anymore.
0:44.0	So tired of you getting angry and yelling all the time.
0:49.0	It's exhausting. I feel like I'm partners with the Hulk.
0:53.0	Oh snap!
0:55.0	This comedian was crazy in the 80s with his raw and delirious routines.
0:59.0	Dead!
1:00.0	Oh, he's a hilarious dog. Who is Rick Moranis?
1:03.0	Hey Johnny.
1:04.0	Oh, hi Danny. What's wrong with Mark?
1:06.0	He's cranky today.
1:07.0	Alright, let's toss the ball around.
1:10.0	Well, good morning and welcome to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L.
1:25.0	The vibes will be the illest and the James Narredick.
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