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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2869: Cuneiform in Uniform

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2019

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Luke subjects Andrew to a April Fool's Day quiz, and they spend a lot of time trying to answer a listener's truly brain-breaking question about their social lives.
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0:00.0

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike Sniffer Pippets. Mike Sniffer Pippets? Who? Mike Sniffer Pippets, who? How many Mike Sniffer Pippets do you know? Come on, let me in. It's cold out here.

0:10.0

Geez.

0:12.0

T-B-T-L!

0:15.0

I'm gonna fool you.

0:19.0

You talk better than you fool.

0:21.0

I fool you up real nice.

0:23.0

You couldn't fool your mother and the fooling is day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

0:28.0

This is not your mom's podcast. This is too beautiful to live.

0:32.0

Are you trying to seduce me? I'm trying to seduce you.

0:35.0

You guys are so fun. Just relentlessly fun. I keep thinking, when are they gonna stop being fun? And the answer is never.

0:42.0

No joke's not a joke. I'm just everyone can laugh at it.

0:45.0

Usually I don't think my brother's that much funny, but I gotta give him some credit for that one. That's a pretty good spoof.

0:50.0

Well, good morning. And welcome to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L.

1:02.0

The show that just might be too beautiful to live and your place for intimate conversation, self-disclosure, and a little music thrown in too.

1:12.0

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

1:14.0

I'm an activist and house party enthusiast.

1:17.0

Speaking of house parties, I'm coming to you. This morning from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, which is perched top out of Emma Hill,

1:24.0

in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

1:27.0

Looking out over Lake Watcom and Squalcom Mountain as the sun rises, let's be honest, I'm actually not looking out over those things.

1:35.0

I'm looking into a curtain that's pulled clothes here in the broadcast center because the sun is shining directly into my eyes.

1:46.0

And I'm either going to have to do the show with sunglasses or a pull the curtain clothes.

1:53.0

I had not thought about this when we moved the showtime to early in the morning, not thought about the sunrise implications.

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