Episode #2856: The Fighting TBDs!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2019
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Summary
Andrew tries to help Luke with some troublesome pimples with the help of a YouTube makeup tutorial. Meanwhile, the college admissions scandal that is rocking the nation leads Luke and Andrew to reflect on the value of their own college experiences...and they hatch a plan to get into Yale.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Luke and Andrew. My name is Rockwell and I really, really like this show. |
| 0:05.0 | So, once I was just thinking about TVTL and food, then bam! |
| 0:11.0 | I came up with a TVTL sandwich made of tomato, bacon, turkey, and lettuce. |
| 0:17.0 | I hope you've mentioned it in the show. No mountain to tall and good luck to all. |
| 0:23.0 | TVTL! |
| 0:27.0 | What do you see when you look in the mirror? |
| 0:30.0 | Daffy Duck. I have a picture of him taped to my mirror. |
| 0:32.0 | Okay, well, what do you see next to Daffy Duck? |
| 0:34.0 | Ryan Gosling. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal. |
| 0:38.0 | Crash into me! Crash into me! |
| 0:41.0 | Well, if it makes you feel better, I'd rather be up here with you than down there with those |
| 0:46.0 | teenage people with their means and their hashtags and drape, drakes. |
| 0:52.0 | We'll walk that fine line between cutting edge irreverence and trouble with the Federal Communications Commission. |
| 0:57.0 | Watch out for that first step, it's enthusiastic! |
| 1:07.0 | All right, good morning everyone and welcome to a Wednesday edition of TVTL, the show. |
| 1:13.0 | That just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:16.0 | It's like someone punching your brain, but in a weirdly satisfying way. |
| 1:20.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. |
| 1:23.0 | Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center for Archtop, Alabama Hill. |
| 1:28.0 | In Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. |
| 1:31.0 | It's a cloudy morning, but there appears to be the promise of sun out there over Lake Wattcom and Squalliccom Mountain. |
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