Episode #2855: Repo The Rocking Horse
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2019
⏱️ 131 minutes
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Summary
Today on TBTL, we learn that there are many more flavors of Bartles and Jaymes than you ever possibly imagined and that piano players shouldn't try dog sledding.
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| 0:00.0 | Do you know what you get when you hire a party down catering team? |
| 0:03.8 | At party down, we have a simple motto. |
| 0:05.6 | It's your party. You deserve to enjoy it. |
| 0:07.4 | But how are you going to enjoy the party if you're worried about whether this room |
| 0:10.0 | cocktail has been sitting out too long or is there enough ice or |
| 0:13.1 | to the guest think the party is lame or they stealing stuff? |
| 0:15.6 | Are they going through the medicine cabinet because they're nosy or |
| 0:18.0 | because they think they might find something that'll give them a rocking buzz? |
| 0:20.9 | I used to do that last thing. |
| 0:23.0 | Not anymore finance over. |
| 0:26.8 | Oh, wow, that, that, that is quite a motto. |
| 0:32.1 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:37.7 | This is stuff so funny about work. |
| 0:39.9 | Do the comic come up with this because some of this stuff, |
| 0:41.9 | like I feel like I can see someone doing their act. |
| 0:44.7 | You go, ooh, and ah, when I jump in my car, |
| 0:47.9 | people treat me like this Hall of Fame LA Lakers Center. |
| 0:51.5 | Oh, he's a hilarious dog. Who is Rick Moranis? |
| 0:54.2 | Are you all right? |
| 0:55.5 | No. No, I'm confused. |
| 0:58.3 | I want to be the bad boy at public radio like Elvis Mitchell. |
| 1:03.3 | This party is going to be off of the hook. |
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