We have an amazing relationship. We both have so much in common. We both love soup and

we love the outdoors. We love snow peas and talking and not talking. We could not

talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

This thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be. I'd say that you're

all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this

thing's over. Let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my

Barbara Streisand in the Prince of Tides asking therapist Pansou. Do not put that on

the imaginary radio show. Hey I learned a lesson here but I hope you all have

too about the vitality of shared experience. We will all remember this moment

for the rest of our lives. It was dramatic. It was visual. It was stupid. It was

also theater. Good morning and welcome to a Thursday edition of TBTL. The show

that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host

coming to you today from San Diego where it is. Let's see. Let's look out the

window. Oh my gosh. I can't see the sky because not to brag but I'm kind of a big

deal here at the Bristol Hotel and I was able to get a room due to my

connections wedged between the elevator and some kind of massive construction

project outside which is great for an audio recording but also somehow pushed

up against the building next to us so that I cannot see the sky and what the

actual weather is here. California got sunshine. I'm presuming somewhere out

there it's blue skies and 360 pointers because of course we're in San Diego

where that's the default weather setting. This is episode 2857 in a collector

series. That's the fun begin. And we have a great show in store for you. I got a

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