Anytime you do something that's fun, you like to do it and make money doing it. Hey, that's a win-win-win and anytime you win-win-win-win, you're a win-win-win-win, you know?

If you're just winning or a win-win-win, that's just winning or a win-win-win, but when you're win-win-win, you're a win-win-win.

TVTL!

Am I cool, kids?

No, good, I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool. My caring, right?

No, come on, Johnny. You're talking to a grill master. Do you know that I've been given three different aprons because of my barbecue skills?

Let's see, I've got license to grill. I've got working grill. Oh, and I have grills just want to have fun.

Brother, who are you? What are you doing? I'm with the news, dude.

A lot of times what we like to tell people that you have to let life bounce off of you.

Yep, right? And so we are going to do just that literally in a literal sense.

Good morning, everyone, and welcome to a Monday edition of TVTL The Show. It just might be too beautiful to live.

The song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched a top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City,

looking out over Lake Watcom and Squallcom Mountain, which I think I might have climbed yesterday.

More on this coming up in the top stories, by the way, but I climbed up one of these mountains or hills

that I can look at from the broadcast center. And it was a whole adventure involved a secret closed-off road.

Very exciting for me and the dogs. More on that coming up. I will mention that the Internet is not very helpful when it comes to the difference between a hill and a mountain.

And yeah, I looked that up this morning. This is the first thing the Internet tells you.

Hills are easier to climb than mountains. They are less steep and not as high.

That's the Internet helping out on hills versus mountains.

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