Episode #2853: Flavor Blasted Within An Inch Of Our Lives
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2019
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Things got weird on the final day of Luke's Vegas pizza expo. Like, "old man trying to steal camera equipment" weird. Plus, Luke felt forced to eat meat, making him question his vegetarianism, and Andrew finally unveils his idea for the pizza of the future. They also discuss the last Blockbuster video store on earth and offer up some Music For Your Weekend!
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| 0:00.0 | So why would he use his son's gun? |
| 0:04.0 | He knew that we would trace it back to that house. |
| 0:07.0 | It doesn't make sense. |
| 0:08.0 | A lot of things don't make sense. |
| 0:10.0 | Why are nickels bigger than dimes? |
| 0:13.0 | That's a good point. |
| 0:15.0 | Why does why he have an interstate highway? |
| 0:19.0 | Another excellent question. |
| 0:21.0 | Why does entourage Anne have a beard? |
| 0:25.0 | I don't know. I couldn't say. |
| 0:28.0 | Why the Flintstone celebrate Christmas? |
| 0:31.0 | When are you retirement? |
| 0:33.0 | G-D-B-T-M |
| 0:40.0 | Guess what day it is? |
| 0:42.0 | Guess what day it is? |
| 0:44.0 | It's Friday. Friday. |
| 0:46.0 | Gotta get down on Friday. |
| 0:48.0 | Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. |
| 0:51.0 | And what we did see is we took them turns |
| 0:53.0 | and we crammed them in between the number there. |
| 0:55.0 | So that's 1.32.33.30. |
| 0:57.0 | It's embarrassing and it's gross, but at least it's kind of funny. |
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