Episode 281 - Dick on Jokes Are Funny

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2021

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Vito and I are assaulted at the Netflix protest by Netflix employees and their associates at a company-sponsored walkout over Dave Chapelle's special The Closer; our signs are taken and smashed, I am thrown into a rock, and we make international news; that is the only thing we talk about on this episode of The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I feel like I've been waiting to do this show all week.
0:03.0	I'm still tired.
0:04.0	You have actually.
0:05.0	I'm still tired.
0:06.0	Yeah, you're still tired.
0:07.0	I don't even know what you guys have gotten into.
0:09.0	You don't know what we've gotten into?
0:11.0	No, I heard my girlfriend last night said,
0:13.0	somebody's saying Dick made the news for something.
0:17.0	And I was like, I don't want to know anymore.
0:20.0	You're saving it for the show.
0:22.0	I don't want to know anymore.
0:23.0	Oh my God, the news.
0:25.0	We are, we're, Vito is a global.
0:29.0	Me made news globally because it went from,
0:34.0	it went from entertainment to national to international.
0:39.0	And then as of yesterday, I got a dickhead in China, Taiwan.
0:43.0	That's as I can't fucking believe this.
0:45.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	And sends me an article in there in Taiwan's version of the BBC.
0:51.0	And the last paragraph, it's all China.
0:54.0	It's been in, what the fuck?
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