Episode 280 - Dick on The Designated Virgin

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2021

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Youth soccer is ruined, a French Manicure military, Lizzo wears a tuna net, gay culture and the designated virgin, vaccine passport deja vu, Netflix stomps the trans resistance, waking up, paying attention, and the national divorce, and Brandon Buckingham in studio wrestling boxers and picking up Pokemon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.9	Buh Boah Buh Boah Boah Boah Boah! Where does Corda lack?
0:05.2	Discord?
0:06.9	Well, my Discordech!
0:11.0	I wonder if you could do like a our faces, like a morphe over the years, seven years, the same spots.
0:17.9	You know, you could probably do like a-
0:21.8	Why were you trying to get us to kill ourselves?
0:24.9	I'll tell you what, man.
0:25.9	Oh, fuckin ...
0:27.1	You're about to hit need 41?
0:29.7	41 is the year. Don't even start with me. Who you me yeah, dude 41 was the year where I went from maybe being able to claim a couple years younger
0:41.4	To at least my age it was 41 they was in my I'm having my 40th birthday again this year
0:47.6	You didn't know you didn't hear that. Oh yeah, always get that wrong God fucking dammit
0:51.9	I gotta get my I gotta get my laptop to get my fucking discord
0:55.2	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait.
0:58.5	All right, now the beer fridge.
1:03.2	And now for his next trick, flipping a switch.
1:10.9	And now I forgot what I was going to talk about.
1:14.0	Your stupid 40 comments messed me all up.
1:16.5	Oh, well, it will.
1:18.2	What were you saying about being 41 that when you fell apart?
1:21.4	Yes, because you're white.
1:22.9	It's like when Mayo loses it.
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