Episode 282 - Dick on the Rooftop Koreans

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2021

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

I play 52 Pickup, a Rooftop Korean comes into the studio and identifies my attacker, a furry ruins a pizza and makes us throw up, performative cynicism, and a woman tries to fill up the air in her car tires; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh my God, this is the oldest I've ever been doing this show.
0:05.3	The oldest.
0:06.3	Yeah.
0:07.3	Well, I don't feel good.
0:08.9	Well, this actually, this is the oldest you've ever been.
0:11.8	Yes.
0:12.8	Yes.
0:13.8	You too.
0:14.8	It's my unbirthday.
0:15.8	I mean that literally.
0:16.8	Yeah.
0:17.8	Right.
0:18.8	You know, the birthday which is and figuratively, and figuratively, I mean that in a non-literal
0:23.3	sense.
0:24.3	Got it.
0:25.3	Even though that is impossible.
0:28.1	The birthday wishes, the corporate birthday wishes are really getting out of control.
0:32.8	Oh, emails and stuff.
0:34.2	Yeah.
0:35.2	You know what the worst part about them is as they hit, that's not even the worst part.
0:39.4	Hey, do you want to know?
0:40.4	You think that's bad.
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