Episode 278 - Dick on Taxation is Prison
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 October 2021
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Summary
Tax the rich, stop being fat, lie to your baby mama, Playboy but with men for straight men, Chris the Kiwi's escort texts, getting your car towed, underrepresentation in film and television, leaving your grandparents, the BallsDeepWeep developer calls in, and nurses and teachers and nurses and teachers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | I just can't get Chris the Kiwi out of my head today. |
| 0:04.3 | What's he done? |
| 0:05.3 | He sends me these text threads of him talking to prostitutes. |
| 0:11.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:12.6 | And I waited way too long last week. |
| 0:14.8 | He texts them personally. |
| 0:16.6 | Well, yeah, you know, if you're buying a whore, |
| 0:19.0 | you got a textum and... |
| 0:20.7 | You don't text like the whore broker? |
| 0:23.8 | No, not always. |
| 0:25.5 | The fact I don't know. |
| 0:26.5 | No more independent contractors, is that what you mean? |
| 0:28.5 | I don't say, yeah, most. |
| 0:30.6 | So how does Australia... |
| 0:32.2 | How does a whore work? |
| 0:33.5 | Anyway. |
| 0:34.5 | No, how does Australia... |
| 0:35.5 | It is. |
| 0:36.5 | Yeah, I think totally. |
| 0:39.0 | I know it's legal on the Gold Coast. |
| 0:41.5 | I think it's legal wherever he's, I don't know where he lives, but I think it's legal |
| 0:45.2 | wherever he is, but the Gold Coast is like their Vegas, so they go over there. |
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