Episode 277 - Dick on Raz0rfist

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2021

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Raz0rfist calls in about the results of the AZ audit, my dad crashes his bike and loses his mind, Chris the Kiwi leaves reviews on brothels, KFC is illegal in New Zealand, bodies with vaginas are a thing now, my Christmas decorations for men, more advice on going to Greenland, and Brian Laundrie gets put in a self-defense situation; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:01.0	What is this that they're doing?
0:03.9	Some sort of pornography?
0:05.2	No, as long as it's not a possum.
0:07.3	What do you think about this lady, Sean?
0:09.2	I can't see it.
0:10.2	You can't see that picture.
0:12.0	Not really.
0:13.6	How about now?
0:14.4	Can you see it now?
0:16.3	What do you think of that?
0:17.4	Where'd it go?
0:18.4	Ah, did she delete it?
0:21.2	Did you remember it in your mind?
0:23.2	Did you see it for a second?
0:24.7	It looked like she was like, like laying face down.
0:28.0	Yeah.
0:29.0	That's it.
0:29.4	Oh, fuck you in your possums.
0:31.4	What do you have any opinions on that lady laying face down?
0:35.0	I couldn't see like she looked like super toned for what I could see.
0:39.3	That's a trans lady that you were looking at, Sean.
0:41.4	That's why that's why I see because I was like the leg muscles, right?
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