Episode #2777: TBTL: River Of Gravy Edition
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2018
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Luke reveals his long-anticipated list of Top 7 Thanksgiving Foods. He and Andrew also make a promise they cannot keep; Namely, to keep the episode short today.
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| 0:00.0 | In the year 1621, the pilgrims held their first Thanksgiving feast. |
| 0:06.4 | They invited the great Indian chief, Masasoi, who brought 90 of his brave Indians and a |
| 0:12.0 | great abundance of food. |
| 0:14.1 | Governor William Bradford and Captain Miles Tandish were honored guests. |
| 0:18.8 | Elder William Brewster, who was an minister, said a prayer that went something like this. |
| 0:24.7 | We thank God for our homes and our food and our safety in a new land. |
| 0:29.4 | We thank God for the opportunity to create a new world for freedom and justice. |
| 0:34.4 | Amen. |
| 0:36.4 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:39.4 | Is it already time to do this again? |
| 0:57.4 | A T-B-T-L Thanksgiving special? |
| 1:01.4 | I mean, come on. |
| 1:02.4 | Maybe I'm just, uh, maybe I'm biased, maybe I'm nostalgic. |
| 1:06.4 | But is there a more pleasant sound than Dave Brubeck or maybe, is this Vince Garaldi? |
| 1:15.3 | Then whoever this is, is it Ozzy Osborne? |
| 1:17.6 | Is there a better sound than the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving music? |
| 1:22.1 | I feel, I hear this and I can almost smell the, all the food, cooking in the kitchen at |
| 1:28.2 | my parents' house. |
| 1:30.2 | I can already imagine the Dallas Cowboys are getting blown out on the TV or maybe we're |
| 1:35.0 | still in the watching the Macy's Day Parade and making fun of the floats phase of the |
| 1:41.3 | day. |
| 1:42.3 | Or we could be mid Burbank Family Fun Run. |
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