Episode #2776: If Washing You Is Wrong, I Don't Wanda Be Right

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2018

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew debate one of the most pressing questions of our time: How often to wash out a coffee pot. Plus, a journalist reveals the secrets of a quirky L.A. icon. Did he go to far?

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0:00.0	Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?
0:03.0	Yes I do.
0:04.0	Yes I really do. I believe that.
0:06.0	I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to go.
0:09.0	And you got no outside mirror.
0:11.0	No, we lost that.
0:12.0	You have no function engages.
0:13.0	No, not a one.
0:14.0	However the radio still works.
0:16.0	T-B-T-L!
0:22.0	Gobble, goble, goble, turkey.
0:23.0	From Jive, turkey, goblins, you know?
0:25.0	Take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese,
0:27.0	fold it in a pizza.
0:29.0	You got cheesy blasters.
0:31.0	And then all the kids say thanks, meat cat.
0:33.0	And then meat cat flies away on his skateboard.
0:36.0	I'm just kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that, it's weird.
0:39.0	Thank you.
0:40.0	Not a compliment.
0:41.0	Do you have any types of food for dogs who are afraid of spiders?
0:44.0	God, I'm sorry, I love my country, Charlie.
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