I used to be able to name every nut that there was and that used to drive my mother crazy

because she used to say harland pepper if you don't stop naming nuts and the joke was

of course that we lived in pine nut and I think that's what put it in my head at that

point so I'd go to see she'd hear me in the other room and she would just start yelling

I was like peanut, hazelnut, cashew nut, macadamia nut, that was the one that was saying

her into a go-and-crazy T-B-T-L, you know I would like to take this straw and stick it

in your ear and extract everything you've ever thought or felt or seen or even dreamed

about your profession I got to be honest with you sir the kind of work I do I don't think

it's as interesting as you think it is my podcast is on life support hey I need new listeners

that was a joke humor is the tool of the interesting I was skeptical it seemed too good to be true

I'm so glad I tried

well hello there everybody welcome to a Tuesday morning edition of T-B-T-L the show that just

might be too beautiful to live how do we have this like nobody made this I I did sort of I guess

my name is Luke Burbank I have your host the guy's a nut bar a nut bar common to you from the

Burbank Springs Broadcast Center perched to top Alabama Hill in Bellingham Washington the Bay

City as the sun rises over Lake Watcom we have a great show in store for you it's episode

2,775 in a collector series let the fun begin you may have played the darts at the bar sometime

maybe you've even gotten competitive about it but we have a story about darts I thought they

smelled bad on the outside that will blow your mind we're really maybe even blow your hair back

at the like world darts championship the two final competitors accused each other of strategic

farting like intentionally passing foul wind so as to mess the other one up

we will tell you what happened we will play the denial from one of the competitors I will then

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