Episode 276 - Dick on Virginfest

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2021

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

A vegan sports bar sells me fake liquor, Egg White calls in to talk about Virginfest, trying to find a good bull penis, the military launches white supremacist Funko Pops, the Met Art gala needs more of your money, CartNarcs calls in about bothering people to return their shopping carts, believing in unemployment, the Taliban enjoys some paddle boats, the FDA rejects booster shots, and Nicki Minaj takes on journalists; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	My dad always calls me while he's on a bike or walking.
0:04.4	Yeah.
0:05.4	So it hits all these choppy air.
0:06.9	I'm like, motherfucker.
0:07.9	Yeah.
0:08.9	Can you stand still or call me from home.
0:12.0	Don't give me this traveling, this is traveling nonsense.
0:16.1	It's got more important things to do when he's home.
0:18.3	Yeah.
0:19.3	Yeah.
0:20.3	Yeah.
0:21.3	Yeah.
0:22.3	Take TV on the road with you.
0:23.3	Yeah.
0:24.3	Financial channel on the food network.
0:27.3	Make it in afraid.
0:28.3	Oh, that guy watches everything.
0:30.3	Make it in afraid.
0:31.3	Minds me.
0:32.3	Am I for random?
0:33.3	The Catholic priesthood.
0:34.3	Um.
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