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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2745: The Applebee's Of Our Minds

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2018

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew get excited about their upcoming trip to Mancini's Char House in St. Paul, and they rank America's most celebrated blue collar poets. We also learn, thanks to the New York Times, that Luke is a "time optimist" and Andrew is a "time realist." This explains a lot.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You know, I went on a spree in 83, skiing in Switzerland, a little golf in Scotland, sailing and fishing off the coast of Mexico,

0:07.0

swimming in Hawaii, and on my way to that city by the bay with its restaurants and on beyond San Francisco.

0:13.4

I decided to stop over in Duluth to catch my breath.

0:17.0

But you know what? It took my breath away, and I could have saved myself a lot of traveling, you know why?

0:22.5

Because it's all right here, Duluth, who loves your baby, I do.

0:27.5

TVTL

0:33.7

Hey, welcome to my show, Everybody!

0:36.3

I know you did pay with $100, but here, here's $100 back to you.

0:42.5

And after my show, I shall live in Courtsport's Boxhouse on the street,

0:47.4

because I do not understand financials and I am poverty.

0:50.7

So, enjoy my show, boom, tap, boom, tap, boom.

0:53.5

I have no idea what you just said, but I feel totally transformed.

0:57.3

Let the filibuster ring begin!

1:07.3

Okay, everybody, here we go, with a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL,

1:13.1

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

1:16.1

Two men celebrating each other's strength.

1:19.1

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

1:21.7

Coming to you once again, from Studio P, at the APM Home Offices,

1:28.9

7th and Cedar in St. Paul, Minnesota.

1:31.2

Bring it back home, baby, bring it back home.

1:34.7

This is right here, this episode, 2,745 in a collector series.

1:41.3

It's again, we are recording at the Corporate Offices,

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