Well, so I'm tendon barred on there at Ekland and Sweden's last Tuesday and this little guy is drinking and he says,

so where can I find some action? I'm going crazy out there at the lake. And I says, what kind of action?

And he says, woman action, what do I look like? And I says, well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kind of thing.

And he says, but I'm going crazy out there at the lake. And I says, yeah, but this ain't that kind of place.

He says, oh, so I get it. So you think I'm some kind of jerk frasket only don't use the word jerk?

I understand.

And he calls me a jerk, says the last guy thought he's a jerk is dead now. So I don't say nothing.

He says, what do you think about that? And I says, well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.

You got that, right?

Yeah, he says, yeah, that guy's dead and I don't mean an old age. And then he says, geez, I'm going crazy out there at the lake.

Why fair lake?

Yeah, well, at Eklan in Sweden, that's closer to Moose Lake. So I made that assumption.

Oh, sure.

Anyway, he's drinking at the bar. So I don't think a whole great deal of it. But then Mrs. Mora, she heard about the homicides down here.

And thought I should call it in. So I called it in.

And the story.

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Let's put it on a skip, skip.

Whooo!

Whooo!

Oh my God.

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