Payton, FYI, proofreads just broke your records.

Uh, which one?

All-time passing yards.

Passing yards? Okay.

So I still have the touchdown record, right?

He's actually not pasted the break that, too.

What?

Great.

Drew, for a thousand days, I've held the record

for all-time passing yards in the NFL.

I gotta tell you, it's been the greatest

a thousand days of my life.

And thanks to you, that's over now,

and you've ruined that for me.

So thank you very much.

I have nothing left to look forward to

except slicing my tomatoes,

making dinner for my family,

putting together this wedge salad.

Also, let this serve as the congratulations

for the touchdown record.

Because as you can see, I'm very busy.

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