Episode #2743: Kids Shred The Darnedest Things

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2018

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Andrew gives Luke a full report on his visit to the dermatologist's office yesterday, against everyone's better judgement. Plus, a man realizes the rock he's been using as a doorstop is worth more money than his house. And we hear from a listener who thinks the big trending internet story of the day is a hoax.

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0:00.0	So why would we use his son's gun?
0:04.0	He knew that we would trace it back to that house.
0:07.0	It doesn't make sense.
0:08.0	A lot of things don't make sense.
0:10.0	Why are nickels bigger than dimes?
0:13.0	That's a good point.
0:15.0	What is why you have an interstate highway?
0:19.0	Another excellent question.
0:21.0	What does entire zan have a beard?
0:25.0	I don't know. I couldn't say.
0:28.0	Why the Flintstone celebrate Christmas?
0:31.0	When are you retirement?
0:33.0	G-D-B-T-M
0:40.0	Guess what day it is?
0:42.0	Guess what day it is?
0:44.0	It's Friday. Friday.
0:46.0	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:48.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:51.0	And what we did see is we took them turns
0:53.0	and we crammed them in between the number there.
0:55.0	So that's 1.32.33.30.
0:57.0	It's embarrassing and it's gross, but at least it's kind of funny.
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