Episode #2742: Blurdy Is The New Thirty!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2018
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Luke drank a bad can of Diet Coke, and now he's probably going to die on air. Plus, Alex Trebek moderates a debate, and it does not go well at all! And we meet a Maine woman who makes art out of moose poop.
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| 0:00.0 | What a beautiful morning. It is now. Well, thanks for getting up to make the coffee. I didn't. What? |
| 0:07.4 | I made this coffee yesterday. But it tastes like you made it today. That's because I used |
| 0:15.0 | Yesterday's coffee. It tastes like you made it today. That's a time saver. Yeah. Hey, if we leave now |
| 0:22.4 | We could catch the ferritic grassy point. Have a picnic like we used to |
| 0:26.3 | That sounds great |
| 0:28.6 | But I can't. I got to make tomorrow's coffee |
| 0:31.8 | Can't we worry about tomorrow's coffee tomorrow? Nope the only reason why we have today's coffee is because I worried about it yesterday |
| 0:39.6 | So tomorrow will drink the yesterday's coffee that you made today? |
| 0:43.5 | Yes, and I'll make the next day's yesterday's coffee tomorrow. Thank you. We go on a picnic. We'll see |
| 0:49.4 | Ted, I really like it. Damn it, chill. I'm sorry. I'm doing this for us. I know someone has to think about the future. I |
| 0:56.4 | Understand, do you |
| 1:00.0 | For the rest of our lives |
| 1:02.8 | We will always be one pot of coffee ahead |
| 1:08.3 | Until that day when I make a pot of coffee that neither of us will ever drink |
| 1:14.4 | I'm gonna lie down |
| 1:17.0 | TVTL |
| 1:21.9 | These are the circuits of history gentlemen. They'll take us to any point in time. We wish you were given a power |
| 1:28.5 | It's in the wind |
| 1:30.5 | Oh my god |
| 1:33.4 | Listen to that horn |
| 1:36.4 | Oh my god. Oh, she's beautiful. It sounds like you're really going through some tough stuff right now |
| 1:41.0 | It's too bad. There's not doctors |
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