Episode #2741: Dr. Frankenclaim's Jumper

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2018

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew begin the show early so they can receive the very first Presidential Alert text message live on the show. It. Is. THRILLING. They also discuss the first public-scooter-related DUI, and Andrew has a food-related confession.

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0:00.0	What are you doing in here?
0:01.4	Getting away from the bad news.
0:03.2	I was trying to, you know, realign myself.
0:06.5	You know what I'd like?
0:08.3	I'd like to be craigianically suspended.
0:11.7	Yeah.
0:12.8	And then be woken up in the future?
0:14.3	No, never wake up.
0:15.3	Just stay suspended.
0:19.1	Are you drunk?
0:19.8	TVTM!
0:25.0	You give out laser pointer keychains,
0:27.3	and you expect us to be adult enough,
0:29.0	not to play with them?
0:30.0	I mean, are you thick?
0:31.2	You're just pointing at people's crutches.
0:33.2	That's what they're, therefore, that's fun.
0:35.2	This show really improves with age.
0:37.6	Why?
0:38.1	Because the jokes get better?
0:39.9	No, because my hearing gets worse.
0:42.3	No!
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