Episode #2740: The War Of Pizza Aggression

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2018

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew announce the details of next week's live show in Minneapolis (Thurs 10/11 at Bauhaus Brew Labs, 7:30PM!), and they already know what mistakes they are going to make on stage. Plus, a man in Oregon booby-traps his house in a very dangerous (but admittedly fascinating) way.

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0:00.0	Six-foot ham sandwich. Okay, that comes with the squirt.
0:04.0	What do you mean comes with the squirt?
0:06.0	We have the Italian squirt, the jalapeno squirt,
0:09.0	the Parmesan oregano squirt, the roasted garlic squirt,
0:12.0	the limited time yellow squirt, limited time seasonal pumpkin squirt,
0:15.0	low-cal squirt, soy squirt, or a secret surprise squirt.
0:23.0	I'll try the limited time yellow squirt, please.
0:25.0	That's nice.
0:37.0	Can I get a pound and a half of that, please?
0:39.0	T-B-T-L!
0:44.0	I think the pardon, I think the pardon...
0:47.0	I'll try that again. A man has...
0:49.0	Can we just go back to the very start of that?
0:51.0	Can you say apple?
0:53.0	Can you say banana?
0:55.0	I can go!
0:57.0	You want to go? I can get you to. Believe me.
1:00.0	They're ways, dude. You don't want to know about a believer.
1:03.0	Hell, I can get you to about three o'clock this afternoon with nail polish.
1:06.0	It's only game. Why do you have to be mad?
1:09.0	Because now you conduct yourself in a democracy!
1:17.0	Ready?
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