meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2739: Mole Country For Old Men

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2018

⏱️ 119 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss dermatology, famous assassins, and the Half Marathon Luke ran over the weekend. Plus, a news story about a "gender reveal" party gone wrong leads to some confessions from Andrew. And Luke and Andrew discuss the bonkers Browns and Seahawks games in this week's No Point Conversion.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

I'm dreaming of a white crew cow

0:10.0

Just like the one my uncle drove

0:17.0

Where the chrome wheels glisten and grown

0:23.0

And listen to hear those veins in the snow

0:40.0

Gour out

0:41.0

T-B-T-L

0:47.0

Hey, baby!

0:48.0

P-E-T-L

0:51.0

P-E-T-L

0:52.0

Okay, no sounds, no sounds, just words

0:55.0

No, I need words, not silence, just give me words

0:58.0

I need words, that's how I communicate

1:00.0

Don't bully me, alright, I can't take it

1:03.0

I was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night

1:06.0

I just want to use my muscles and my mind

1:09.0

And open up shop right here and be your number one guy

1:12.0

Use my muscles and my mind

1:14.0

Mmm, well you sure don't talk like a machine

1:17.0

Sooner or later, gentlemen, you will eat your words

1:19.0

You can't be that overly confident

1:21.0

Remember, baby, never

1:23.0

You might eat that mic

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.