Episode #2738: It's Not A Spray, It's A Powder
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2018
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Luke's voice and brain are scrambled, despite making good decisions the night before. And on the subject of things that are scrambled, Luke and Andrew discuss the bizarre popularity of Taco Bell breakfast, despite the fact that even Taco Bell admits their coffee is horrible.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, here's a little story we get to tell about one cool mom that we know so well |
| 0:05.7 | Her name is Barbara. That's what they call her |
| 0:08.7 | She's got four children that make her want a holler, but we're real good kids |
| 0:12.5 | We do all our chores to give mom the time to shop at all the stores. We think she's the best. Yeah a number one |
| 0:19.6 | She's even a friend and we have a lot of fun. She's a mom |
| 0:24.9 | She's a mom |
| 0:30.6 | TBM |
| 0:35.5 | So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body. Yep. Guess what day it is |
| 0:41.8 | Guess what day it is |
| 0:43.8 | Friday Friday |
| 0:45.8 | Gotta get down on Friday. You're singing that wrong. How I made it up like how do we have this like nobody made this |
| 0:53.2 | This belongs to the park. I'm thinking that they hang it off the green monster |
| 1:00.0 | Oh |
| 1:09.4 | Come on |
| 1:11.4 | How can you not feel happy when you hear that sound and you know it's the beginning of |
| 1:19.4 | A Friday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Hello CD listeners |
| 1:26.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I'm a professional look it up in the book. This right here |
| 1:31.4 | This is the imaginary radio show that just might be too beautiful to live just a couple of guys sitting around |
| 1:39.1 | Having a good time known for all kinds of things. They're round feet. They're wet noses. They're big-ness |
| 1:45.8 | There's just a few of the attributes that we try to bring here five days a week |
| 1:49.2 | This is episode two thousand seven hundred and thirty eight in a collector series. Yes. I did check the web record |
| 1:56.8 | Before writing that number down as part of my new |
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