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The Dick Show

Episode 273 - Dick on WATP Live

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2021

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

A plague of fatsos have made chairs obsolete, a pilot throws a tantrum on a flight, lies about e-cigarettes, getting in altercations at a White Sox game, The Taliban goes to Mars, the WATP Live show, Chris the Kiwi calls in, the Madcast Media Network goes dark, and the Margarita question; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Inshallah. Inshallah. Do you know what that means?

0:07.0

It's some kind of it. Inshallah. Inshallah. Inshallah.

0:13.0

Afghanistan. Is that what that is? Do they speak foresee? Afghanistan. Yeah.

0:23.0

Pesto. Pesto. Is that what they're speaking there? Pesto. It's a mispronunciation of a

0:28.0

pine nut, basil, olive oil and Amazon cheese concoction. Do you mean the dip or the

0:35.0

language? Yes. Yes. Good call back to the bonus. Great bonus episode.

0:43.0

Oh my God. He did the intermediate example of a libertarian government. He did it several

0:50.0

times in that in that show. Oh my God. What are you doing? He's that guy.

0:57.0

Oh, what are you doing? I'm opening up my thing here. All right. I think I actually

1:04.0

got everything squared away. Hot damn. You never know. These post show, post trip

1:11.0

shows, something big's always got to be fucked up. So let me just, I should have a list.

1:18.0

I really should have a list after seven years of doing checklist. Yeah. Are you live?

1:24.0

Yeah. Every time a pilot in the Air Force, you know, what do they do? Well, there's the

1:31.0

ground has a checklist, the pilot has a checklist. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you don't forget

1:34.0

to, you know, seal the canopy or something. I don't know. Yeah. Check all the rivets. Maybe

1:39.0

the, do you think the Taliban has one for their Black Hawk helicopter that they've been

1:43.0

tooling around with? I don't know. I think I've been like cruising those things to pick up

1:49.0

chicks. I hope so. Yeah. I hope they're big blowing some hijabs off like Marilyn Monroe.

1:55.0

How do you think the boys, the boys are begging down? How many people do you think have expertise

2:01.0

to fly like a chopper like that? I mean, I'm sure expertise where there's, I don't, I didn't

2:05.0

see him land it in the pictures. I was just swinging a guy around on it like fucking scar

2:10.6

phase. I'm sure if they got, I'm sure if they have, you know, cash, you can always hire

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