Episode 272 - Dick on Running Out of Beer

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2021

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Never running out of beer, Payment processors declare war on porn, Australia declares war on foster dogs, "you can't make this up!", Larry Elder's blackface, army medals, the Tesla bot, Chinese military training, fat women in the Victoria's Secret mailer, big boobs on the handicapped, the work-at-home switcheroo, Afghanistan veterans on suicide watch, getting a vasectomy, and how to invest in a world that is cartelized by the only remaining superpowers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh God, I would kill for a beer.
0:03.5	I'm out of beer.
0:04.5	Oh no.
0:06.0	How'd you get out of beer?
0:07.5	I'm right here.
0:08.5	Yeah, I think I haven't had a party in so long.
0:11.5	Usually having parties replenishes my beer.
0:14.0	That's true, which is the only reason I have them.
0:16.1	Yeah, he can't stand these people.
0:17.4	So people bring beer?
0:19.2	Yeah.
0:20.0	That's all it.
0:20.9	That's a people will bring beer.
0:21.8	And then I hide it all.
0:22.9	And anytime somebody says, is there any beer we're out?
0:25.1	No, totally out.
0:26.1	We have jungle juice.
0:27.0	No, in fact, I don't, I don't even drink anymore.
0:29.8	Yeah.
0:30.8	You have what?
0:31.8	Jungle juice.
0:32.8	What the hell's jungle juice?
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