Episode 274 - Dick on a $6,000 Vet Bill

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2021

⏱️ 97 minutes

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A $6,000 vet bill, a Chinese mosquito invasion, women's rights vs. gun's rights, fake jousting, a mask epidemic, and Ralph gets served in Las Vegas, how to get rich, cranking one out while sexting, body autonomy, the Australia check-in app, and horse medicine; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I need some to drink.
0:01.9	Can you give me a Coke Diet Coke, please?
0:04.8	Thank you.
0:05.8	Would you mind grabbing another one?
0:08.2	I can see the future.
0:09.7	Vito drank all mine.
0:11.3	Oh, did he?
0:12.9	Yeah.
0:13.9	All my Diet Cokes.
0:15.4	All of them.
0:16.4	Well, the last one.
0:17.4	Oh.
0:18.4	He came over to do biggest problem.
0:19.4	Yeah.
0:20.4	Just without even no hesitation at all.
0:22.4	He couldn't even.
0:23.4	He didn't even offer to split it.
0:25.4	He probably figured he had more like in the garage or something.
0:28.0	This couldn't possibly be the last one.
0:30.6	That's very generous of you.
0:32.0	Well, that's what I would do.
0:35.6	That's what I would do.
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