Episode #2724: Cautiously Pessimistic
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2018
⏱️ 136 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Carey found themselves in another scary boating adventure this weekend - and this one even made the news. Carey joins the show to talk about that. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss people who got Domino's tattoos in exchange for free pizza. And No Point Conversion returns with a recap of the Seahawks' and Browns' opening games.
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| 0:00.0 | And I sat down at the desk looked at right in the eye and I said, just call me bald |
| 0:06.8 | Municipal |
| 0:14.5 | I just come up with it. I just think of it. I'm like, ah, it's that funny. Yes, it is that I just say |
| 0:19.8 | You could get that offshore account shaken and not stir |
| 0:25.4 | Just like his martinis |
| 0:30.0 | TVTL |
| 0:36.0 | Okay, can I just say I feel like I'm on MTV right now |
| 0:40.2 | You'll be staying with two of our undergrads in their dorm room and what's a dorm room? |
| 0:44.7 | Oh, it's where the students sleep. Oh a room share. Oh, I like that |
| 0:48.5 | And you'll maybe even meals with them in the dining hall. That's the cafeteria |
| 0:52.6 | There's the strain beginning to show on it if I could sleep 10 days at night in a rice bed |
| 0:57.4 | I could certainly last in this laudity bank |
| 0:59.8 | This is what the animal said to us. He says to miss Kagan here |
| 1:03.9 | Baby up your butt with a coconut. I think he was prepared to do it |
| 1:10.2 | Except I saw no coconut |
| 1:19.1 | Hi there everybody welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL this right here |
| 1:24.3 | This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:27.4 | Podcasts are the future of show business and I am your host Luke Burbank. Hello |
| 1:31.4 | Come into you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center perch top Alabama hill and belling him Washington |
| 1:37.3 | the Bay City |
| 1:39.0 | It's the kind of alternating between clouds a little rain and |
| 1:42.9 | Right when I'm ready to make the proclamation that the fall is officially here |
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