Episode #2723: Dial "M" For Arborist
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2018
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Luke is in a great mood, and it's 100% tree-related. He and Andrew also discuss Paul McCartney, The Noid, and why a Cleveland radio personality had to eat something very, very gross. Plus, it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!
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| 0:00.0 | And I'm going to take T and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths. |
| 0:07.0 | A little burn me, but it'll burn you twice. Burn me once with T, shame on me. |
| 0:14.0 | Burn you twice in your own mouth, shame on everybody involved. |
| 0:19.0 | T-T-B-T-M |
| 0:26.0 | Guess what day it is? |
| 0:28.0 | Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. |
| 0:33.0 | You're singing that wrong. |
| 0:35.0 | How? I made it up. |
| 0:36.0 | They had been posting their stuff out on the internet and apparently they'd been met with virtually nothing but ridicule. |
| 0:43.0 | Hey Lloyd, do some delivery for the truck to the airport. |
| 0:48.0 | It's not great. It's fantastic. You totally undersold it. The pageantry, the costumes, wow. |
| 0:55.0 | I put my headphones on and here we go. I'm so excited. |
| 1:08.0 | All right, here we go everybody. Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L this right here. |
| 1:15.0 | This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:20.0 | I'm so excited about this show. It is weird. It is beautiful. It has a plot that goes in fascinating directions. |
| 1:27.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. |
| 1:29.0 | Okay, let's do it. |
| 1:31.0 | Come into here from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perchtop, Alabama Hill. |
| 1:36.0 | In Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. I am feeling very, very good on this Friday. |
| 1:46.0 | I notched another 12 hours of sleep in last night. I'm either doing great or suffering from crippling depression |
| 1:55.0 | because I am sleeping so much lately at 12 hours of sleep last night. |
| 1:59.0 | And by the way, peace and love to our listeners who have trouble with sleep. |
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