Episode #2725: The Opposite Of E

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discover an amazing new product called "water bottles." They spread the word on that, and they discuss the world's most unexpected flag football success story.
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0:00.0	When you eat pasta, you are essentially sending a hormonal message to your body saying pack on more fat. That's what's happening.
0:08.0	So even without cakes and chocolate, pasta itself turned into sugars in your body. That's what makes you gain all the weight.
0:16.0	Well, that's it. We're throwing our pasta out, Peter.
0:18.0	All pastas, lasagna, all of it.
0:21.0	We're done.
0:22.0	All this stuff.
0:23.0	You even give it all, no, no, no, no.
0:28.0	That's how we can look at it.
0:29.0	No, we're cutting it out of our diet.
0:31.0	We are done with pasta. We are done with spaghetti. We are done with the wini, fettuccini.
0:35.0	Fettuccini doesn't count.
0:37.0	Absolutely counts. No more pasta.
0:38.0	Just have a bowl of spaghetti. Come on.
0:40.0	No. What happened to you? What happened?
0:42.0	No more pasta for you or me.
0:45.0	Okay? It's over. We're done.
0:53.0	Okay.
0:54.0	T-B-T-L.
0:59.0	He is a fan of the outrageous.
1:02.0	He loves to surprise.
1:05.0	He loves other things as well.
1:08.0	Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever.
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