Episode 271 - Dick on Talibants

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2021

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

The Taliban is back in town, the boat is gone, the American gay pride flag is safe, The OC Fair ruins pig races, Catfish Ninja busts another ped*phile and plays taser tag with a trans woman, the Bella saga unwinds on the Killstream, "scientism", bad editing jobs on boob reveal GIFs, what to do about a nosey girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	All right, now it's time to get pumped up.
0:04.6	Did you want anything?
0:05.6	You got a little, I didn't know we had little bottles of coke like that.
0:08.1	I found them on the door because I didn't see any cans.
0:11.7	Fucking door.
0:12.7	That's where, where things go to the stuff is.
0:15.5	It is.
0:16.5	It is.
0:17.5	Do we have, that's how you end up with like, that's how you end up with so much fucking
0:20.4	mustard.
0:21.4	Yeah.
0:22.4	It's like, I know I don't have mustard.
0:23.6	I haven't seen it.
0:24.6	I've been looking at it.
0:25.6	It's like, oh, there's like four fucking different kinds and they're all, they've all
0:29.5	got like a third, you know, they're a third full.
0:33.1	It's fucking hiding there, man.
0:34.9	I know.
0:35.9	I know.
0:36.9	Okay.
0:37.9	Maybe we should just, maybe we should just start the show.
0:40.2	Why?
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