Episode 270 - Dick on the Weiner Man
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2021
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
Chipping my tooth on the dog, The David AKA The Wiener Man, a fake fentanyl overdose, lynching Bella the Hero, Apple vs. your nudes, "unlawful parading", a whopping dad taxes on miles driven, the police fake a fentanyl overdose, NASA lies, the "guy who ate too much" emoji, Gonzo wears a dress, teenager appropriate porn, and Crippled Jesus plays poker; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | A possum. |
| 0:02.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:03.0 | They love possums. |
| 0:04.0 | Discord. |
| 0:05.0 | Man, I think those things are the most hideous animal. |
| 0:09.0 | Especially adult ones, they are just fucking hideous looking. |
| 0:13.0 | Gross. |
| 0:14.0 | They're really gross. |
| 0:15.0 | I don't know why they like them so much. |
| 0:18.0 | They're always posting memes of possums. |
| 0:21.0 | You know what I found out? |
| 0:23.0 | I think it's right. |
| 0:25.0 | I don't think I'm thinking of another animal. |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:29.0 | But the playing dead thing is actually involuntary. |
| 0:33.0 | Oh, they just get spazed. |
| 0:35.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:36.0 | Kind of like the fainting goats or whatever. |
| 0:38.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.0 | I think that's right. |
| 0:41.0 | I thought that it was involuntary. |
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