Episode 269 - Dick on Motherf*ckers

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2021

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Chris Chan breaks the Internet, the pronoun warriors over-swing, funding breast reductions, separate but equal job websites, PayPal joins forces with the ADL, #CancelRent, Karl calls in to argue about the Olympics, the case-counting runaway train, dog grooming licenses, and myth busting Lizzo's stage dive; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Maybe I should shave my head, cut my hair, I don't want to have a skull it if I start
0:07.4	losing.
0:08.4	Well, I don't want to get into the situation of, oh, shit, really, have I lost that much
0:12.5	hair?
0:13.5	I had to be told this by a 25 year old girl, whoops, nobody wants to beat, nobody ever
0:19.0	wants to be told anything by a 25 year old girl that's news to them.
0:23.0	Yeah.
0:24.0	Okay, you should stop wearing that eyebrow.
0:25.0	Yeah, but you're not.
0:26.0	You just take out a ton of hair on top, right?
0:28.4	I'm till a 25 year old girl tells me otherwise.
0:31.6	Wait, did that happen?
0:32.6	No.
0:33.6	But that's what I'm afraid of.
0:34.6	Oh, gotcha.
0:35.6	Huh.
0:36.6	Well, mining your own business, I'm just 25 years old.
0:39.4	You know, you should think about cutting your hair because you're losing a lot of hair
0:42.6	on top of it.
0:43.6	Ah, fuck.
0:44.6	There it goes.
0:46.2	You got to avoid.
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