Episode 268 - Dick on He-Manbabies

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2021

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

The happiness index hits an all-time high, the Olympics' anti-sex beds, the US women's soccer team loses, the He-Man reboot that contains no He-Man, the FBI buys domestic terrorists lunch, the wacky case of the Sophie Long Cyberbullyers, why the US government wants women, and drive-by chess attacks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
0:03.2	Okay, where am I, where am I?
0:04.8	I got too much sleep again last night.
0:08.3	Oh, opposite night before.
0:10.6	Well, you should even out, you would think, but there we are.
0:19.0	Oh yeah.
0:20.3	Yeah, that's a good one.
0:23.7	God, we've got a weird collar calling in today.
0:29.5	really out there, if he calls in.
0:34.4	We went to a Dodgers game this week.
0:36.1	Oh, you did?
0:37.0	I think it's the first game I didn't watch a single play.
0:41.2	Really?
0:42.0	Oh, how it's possible that I can space out an entire game.
0:45.2	Do you have a bunch of beer and shit?
0:46.5	A lot, yeah.
0:47.7	Yeah.
0:48.7	And a lot of stuff I had.
0:51.3	Do you just, so you went to Dodgers stadium?
0:53.8	Yeah.
0:54.6	And just sat down and paid a lot for beer.
0:57.5	Huh, I guess that's all I did.
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