Episode 267 - Dick on Too Big of Tubes
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2021
⏱️ 134 minutes
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Summary
Anaheim deplatforms hate, low flow shower heads are a private business, my house is almost burned down, the police beat some people, a woman asks for advice, a man stalks a co-worker, Chris the Kiwi violates his probation, Israel implements Happy Badges, France mandates vaccines, rebranding shark "interactions", the LEGO gun, and the Fed raises the retirement age; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | I have, once I got better from COVID, |
| 0:04.0 | I've been drinking every day. |
| 0:06.0 | To make up. |
| 0:06.8 | Yeah, to make up for all the lost drinking time. |
| 0:09.5 | Well, that's the most important thing. |
| 0:11.1 | I think it's to get back to your life. |
| 0:13.0 | You know, I mean, right? |
| 0:15.7 | Yeah, that's true. |
| 0:20.5 | And it has not been, it has not been going well. |
| 0:24.7 | I woke up drunk for the first time in a long time today. |
| 0:28.9 | I woke up drunk. |
| 0:29.9 | Yeah, what time did you knock off last night? |
| 0:31.9 | I have, I have no idea. |
| 0:33.6 | There you go. |
| 0:34.5 | That's why you woke up drunk. |
| 0:35.5 | But I feel so fat. |
| 0:38.8 | Really? |
| 0:39.7 | Yeah, because I think you, I mean, you must have lost weight |
| 0:42.1 | with COVID. |
| 0:43.0 | And I gained it all back last night. |
| 0:44.5 | Really, shamefully. |
| 0:45.8 | Huh. |
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