Episode 266 - Dick on the Forever Coof

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2021

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Having COVID forever, a trans-mom a milkin, male bullimia, LEGO terrorists, the fat-friendly internet, door-to-door trusted community members vaccinating your children, Bill Cosby is free and innocent, saluting the Boomer flag, getting vaccinated against hurricanes, the gay men's choir makes a joke, and butt monkeys for reading; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	You sound even closer to yourself on mic.
0:03.8	Well, I sound closer to myself.
0:05.4	What do you mean?
0:06.4	I mean, I can hear your voice.
0:07.4	It's noticeable, but it's not that crazy.
0:10.4	Oh, you mean the sick sound?
0:12.0	Yeah.
0:13.0	You sound more different than your regular voice in person, like without not over the mic.
0:17.6	I sound more different.
0:19.4	I sound closer to my real voice on the microphone.
0:21.9	I think so.
0:22.9	Okay.
0:23.9	Well, that's good.
0:24.9	If you wanted to say it really plainly and, you know, to be easily understood, you could
0:29.7	do it that way.
0:30.7	I just can't.
0:31.7	I'm glad I could laugh again, Sean.
0:32.7	Oh, really?
0:33.7	I'm glad.
0:34.7	What happened when you laugh again?
0:35.7	She goes, like, coughing spasor.
0:36.7	Yeah.
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