Alright, this is happening guys. We are on the road again. We are moving. We are headed to Mississippi.

I'm currently in the passenger seat of a Sonata heading south.

And I figured since this is our last chance to do this, I asked the driver if he minds if we actually get a little bit of him on tape.

And so he said it was okay. So if you don't mind, could you give me your name and where you're from?

Am I supposed to do like an accent or something? Are they going to figure out it's me?

Just be cool, man. This is going to be a long drive, dude.

T-B-T-O.

Yes, the rumors are true, everybody. We are on the road to Mississippi. We are in a rented Kia Sonata.

And we are destined for greatness, everybody, because it's a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L

to show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Day five of our trip to Mississippi. Day five of the T-B-T-L-E-T-L-E-T-L-E-T-L-E-9.

Thumbs up, and I guess you could say, keys in for T-B-T-L.

Life is a highway edition. We've been making our way south from Minnesota by hook or by crook.

And today finally became a parent that we needed to avail ourselves of the car rental technology,

so we could actually get to our live show in Mississippi on time.

So that is what we're doing. By the way, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

This is episode 2,668 in a collector series.

We are also raising money for the show this week. Over at T-B-T-L.net, you can find out more about that.

We will be talking about that coming up. The T-B-T-L-E-T-L-E-T-L-E-T-L.

We will be talking about hot dogs in the news. We have no choice but to cover the story that is our top story today,

because it does involve a hot dog, and it's been sent to us by conservatively speaking over 1,000 listeners.

So we'll get into that, plus we'll do some emails, emails. It's Friday, and just because we are on the road driving to Mississippi

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