Episode #2667: Vaping Good In The Neighborhood
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 June 2018
⏱️ 87 minutes
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It is Day 4 of the TBTL-a-Thon! Luke and Andrew check-in from a motel that time forgot on Route 66 in Missouri after trying to hitchhike to Springfield. Please help support this podcast by donating today!
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| 0:00.0 | Alright Andrew, here we are now at the intersection of South 71 and some sort of major road here in Belton, Missouri. |
| 0:13.0 | We are trying to get to Springfield. We've been out here for probably 30 minutes or so and we've already had a range of experiences including a kid throwing pennies at us specifically at you, which you did not appreciate, obviously. |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah, I need a lot of time to process that. I'm not joking. I am furious at that little shit right now. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm not trying to laugh because it's not funny and I know your feelings are real, but the idea of you just beating the crap out of that kid is so funny to me. |
| 0:43.0 | Why would you throw a little kid? How old is that kid? 11 years old, 12 years old? |
| 0:47.0 | I'd say maybe rolls down the window, looks right at us and they just like throws pennies. It's like standing, he's got a stop light with his mom looking at us. |
| 0:56.0 | Then as she slowly drives by, he throws two damn pennies at my damn face and laughs at my face. |
| 1:02.0 | So we had the kid throw pennies as we've also had a lot of people just kind of beep and give us a kind of like, stay strong man. |
| 1:09.0 | And there's somebody who is asking for money on the off ramp across the street from us, a caddy corner from us, and he gave us advice told us to go further down the on ramp. He wants us to get a ride. |
| 1:23.0 | I thought he was going to be mad like we're on his turf, but we're not asking for money. We're just trying to get a ride to Springfield. |
| 1:29.0 | Now like for the podcast listeners, describe the sign that you drew on the dry erase board. I think it's pretty genius. |
| 1:36.0 | I mean, the key word there, Luke, is drew because we were trying to figure out we needed to put on the small, like what is this? |
| 1:42.0 | Foot and a half by foot and a half square dry erase board. We had to put where we're going, but I also felt like we needed to indicate somehow that we're podcasters or radio people. |
| 1:50.0 | So that it seems like, you know, it's kind of a stunt. Like we're fun. Look at us. We're fun, flirty. Let us ride your wheel dance for pennies. |
| 1:59.0 | So I drew a big penny and I said throw it at my face and it worked. No, so instead of we didn't have rooms to say podcast and then explain what RSS feeds are. |
| 2:09.0 | So instead I drew a pair of headphones and a microphone. I think it's Springfield really big and then there's a big microphone. |
| 2:19.0 | Oh, we just got a nice wave. Hey, you know, a wave in 25 cents will get you a stick of gum. How about a ride? |
| 2:27.0 | Is the part where you sing TBTL. TBTL. |
| 2:41.0 | All right, everybody. We made it. Yes, indeed. We were picked up and driven, I don't know, three and a half hours or so, not to Springfield, Missouri. |
| 2:55.0 | It turned out, but to an equally amazing place known as the Munger Moss Motel located on the Mother Road. That's right. Route 66. |
| 3:08.0 | Today we join you from Lebanon, Missouri. This is a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL. |
| 3:15.0 | Two men celebrating each other's strength. The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host. |
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