I just noticed something that in one of your interviews with John Candy

I believe it looked like an older interview you had less hair than you have today

How do you explain that? I don't wear a wig sir paint your bald spot what bald spot you paint your bald spot

I don't know what you're talking about sir my hair grows you paint your bald spot. I don't have a bald spot

How come you had less hair on the tape?

Maybe my hair grew maybe I had a bad haircut that day you by the way something what do you care?

Paint your bald spot. I don't. Do you paint your bald spot? Paint your bald spot?

You sick.

Listen I'm gonna give a clue here now. I don't want any more bulls**t any time during the day

From anyone that includes me

This is gonna be very hot

Gonna be very uncomfortable for everybody

Don't you know your directions. It's real easy west right backwards yonder. You didn't even see east that's because the earth

Face East dumbass. What if my heart stops beating? What if I'm looking for a bathroom? I can't find it and

My bladder explodes. I got the time if you got the diapers. Oh my god, man. We have seen some

We have never seen before

We most certainly are everybody

Here we are on the final leg of another epic TBL road trip

We're going we don't need roads

Hello everybody from Sunstroke House aka listener Jamie's beautiful home in Columbus, Mississippi

It is a special edition of TBL things they're gonna get hot. They're gonna get funky. Somebody better open the window

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Is it too early to fish sandwich?

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