Episode #2666: Light As A Feather, Stiff As An Andrew
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2018
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew find themselves in Kansas City, MO, after 11 hours of bus travel and an impromptu listener meet-up. Now they have their minds on two things: Hitchhiking to Springfield, and games you can play with your mitt when you're playing outfield in Little League.
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| 0:01.0 | What'd you do? |
| 0:06.0 | Well... |
| 0:08.0 | I lost my temper and I took a knife and I... |
| 0:13.0 | You know those little do not remove under the penalty of law labels they put on mattresses? |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah... |
| 0:19.0 | Well I cut one in the mouth! |
| 0:21.0 | Shit... |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah... I got a real bad temper... |
| 0:26.0 | Well I always thought I was dumb as law! |
| 0:28.0 | You said I'm awful! |
| 0:31.0 | Life can be so unfair! |
| 0:34.0 | You telling me? |
| 0:42.0 | We're gonna tell you a few things... |
| 0:45.0 | Before this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL is done, that's for darn sure! |
| 0:50.0 | I'm so excited about this show! |
| 0:52.0 | It is weird, it is beautiful, it has a plot that goes in fascinating directions! |
| 0:56.0 | Hello everybody, welcome to the program, joining you from Kansas City, Missouri, home of Hot Wings and Cold Jazz! |
| 1:07.0 | As everybody knows, my name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host! |
| 1:10.0 | What a fun sexy time for you! |
| 1:12.0 | Joining you from the sort of bizarrely lovable hotel 816 here in the Westport neighborhood of Kansas City, M.O. |
| 1:22.0 | It is day 3 of the TBT Elephant, hitchhiking, journey, thumbs up for TBTL. |
| 1:31.0 | Life is a highway edition, it's also the week that we are trying to raise money from you, the tens of listeners to keep this thing going. |
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