Episode 265 - Dick on Private Hookers

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2021

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

John McAfee goes to Greenland, the FBI radicalizes lunatics, women's Olympic weight lifting, Tour de France crash, Alexa's "by the way", mask piles, Doug Funny and white genocide, Lowtax is the internet's greatest debater, wrong hamburgers, Chris the Kiwi's private hooker, Sportbra Taylor wants a car, and episode four of The Biggest Problem in the Universe; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	You wear like a, like a, like a green sweater vest or something wearing a vest.
0:06.1	Yeah.
0:07.1	Short.
0:08.1	And how old was he?
0:09.1	He was a kid, right?
0:10.1	I always thought he was over 13.
0:11.1	No, he had parents, his parents were, were his parents ever in the show?
0:16.1	Mass.
0:17.1	Yeah.
0:18.1	Oh.
0:19.1	They called him Douglass.
0:20.1	Remember Douglass?
0:21.1	He had had a list.
0:22.1	A list?
0:23.1	Why are we making fun of people with lists?
0:24.1	He wasn't Spanish.
0:25.1	He wasn't Spanish.
0:26.1	Children shows.
0:27.1	There's no way to know what color meant what race.
0:28.9	People are saying that Skeeter was black.
0:30.7	Wait a minute because they're all, that's because they are racist.
0:33.2	Well, that's because they are racist.
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