Episode 264 - Dick on Lifting Cars
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2021
⏱️ 120 minutes
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Summary
Vegan pool party, confiscated talcum powder, Los Angeles is open for Juneteenth, three-hour haircuts, pandemic movies, women lifting cars off of babies, strippers turning 21, and long lost penises; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | You got whiskey in there? |
| 0:02.0 | Whoa. |
| 0:04.0 | Smart move. |
| 0:05.0 | Very smart move. |
| 0:06.0 | Don't get too up before you get down. |
| 0:08.0 | You got to get up to get down. |
| 0:10.0 | So calm. |
| 0:11.0 | He's so calm and composed right now. |
| 0:14.0 | Really? |
| 0:15.0 | With black coffee and whiskey. |
| 0:17.0 | We had, oh my oh my. |
| 0:20.0 | My man here really tested the limits of my patience. |
| 0:23.0 | Sean. |
| 0:24.0 | Of your patience. |
| 0:25.0 | Yes. |
| 0:26.0 | Really? |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.0 | You didn't think there was, |
| 0:29.0 | I never thought there was a limit. |
| 0:30.0 | She was on the other foot. |
| 0:31.0 | Here we go. |
| 0:32.0 | The turns have tabled. |
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