Episode 263 - Dick on the Return of Sean

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2021

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

I wash my watch, the Federal Reserve buys America, "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" is funded and will return in two weeks, Mersh is on Alex Jones, Patty C Cups Lashes Out at me and Karl, more gay talk from straight men, and blowing up the moon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I don't remember how to do the show with just us.
0:03.6	I got to start doing dick writings again, so I remember what it is to talk to just you.
0:09.2	That's true.
0:10.2	See?
0:11.2	That's true.
0:12.2	Vito, I say something like that.
0:13.7	Vito will talk for 10, 15 minutes about Pokemon or Nintendo's or any something.
0:19.2	Well, I think whoever sits in this chair is going to be a little more quiet than whoever
0:22.6	sits in that chair.
0:24.0	Are you saying if you were sitting in that chair, you'd be...
0:26.6	I'm fucking...
0:27.6	Yeah.
0:28.6	Probably Vito.
0:29.6	What do you think of that?
0:33.8	What do you think of the fill-in shows?
0:35.0	I loved it.
0:36.0	You loved it.
0:37.0	Yeah.
0:38.0	No qualifiers.
0:39.0	Easiest money you ever made.
0:40.3	Yeah, right?
0:41.3	No.
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