Come on. Stand on your desk. Up on your desk? She made it! Everyone, stand on your

desk! Come on, rise, rise, rise above the programming. All your blood, your

adults, don't stand on your desk. Well, why not?

She's okay, go to the nurse, seize the day.

And that concludes our lesson on the founder of Canadian Electricity, Sir Brian. Oh,

oh, look who decided to come in tardy. No, don't think it's okay to just roll in

here at a hundred kilometers per hour like your Jolato with the Calgary Flames.

Okay? Who do you think you are? Prime Minister Stephen Harper?

You're amazing. I hope that when I grow up I can come to your college and you can be my

professor. I'm learning. If you want to make money, better drop out right now, go to

banking school or website school. You think you're too cool for school, but I got a new

slash boy you want to crown kite. You aren't.

Yeah, I don't know. Look at this Bitcoin down like 33 bucks. Can't quit my day job yet.

So here we go, folks, with a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might

be too beautiful to live. Now we're going to look at a place where hipster culture and

world events collide. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Is it two or a good fish sandwich? Never. If you're at the offices of Walsh, Walsh and

Dormat in the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington, which is where I am right

now and so happy to have all of you here for this little poop, diddy whoop chup that we

call TBTL. It is episode 2,638 in a collector series. Oh, and we have lots to talk about.

On the program, including a little quiz about Hawaii, because guess what? As you're hearing

this, I am somewhere on Maui in Maui. Hello, I wish I knew where that audio drop was

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