Dad the rice you have really outdone yourself the rice is great. Well thanks

man that but you know what that means a lot to me when dad the rice is perfect I

mean it's moist it's perfectly cooked you timed it right yeah so tender but it's

not mushy you know it yields to the bite but not without a little struggle you know

I mean you gotta still open your mouth and chew it it's not that it just goes

right in well it's not gonna bite itself but yeah I know what you're saying yeah

TVTL

this is mr. T and I want to tell you out there in Rio land you better keep

listen to the station and if you don't I'm coming after you one question who

the hell hit the chicken switch huh who the hell hit the chicken switch what

you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard

everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it I got a great

night plan and as soon as I get the show out of the way we'll be all set

why don't you try a little enthusiasm into this job oh huh

welcome everybody to a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL the show that just

might be too beautiful to live you want showmanship you got it my name is Luke

Burbank I'm your host hello coming to you from the offices of Walsh Walsh and

Dormatt and the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle Washington oh that's right

my friends we've got quite a show for you on this Thursday it's episode two

thousand six hundred and thirty seven in a collector series let the fun

begin what are we gonna do today well let's take a look here we're finally gonna

get to our memories of some of our favorite teachers since it is teacher

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