Episode #2639: Some Pretzels Parts, Some Brown Things Parts

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2018

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Hanna Brooks Olsen and Nick Jarin (nicknames pending) join the show to talk about all kinds of stuff, including the cancellation and immediate salvation of Brooklyn 99, why people are Thirsty for Thanos, and whether we should all pool our money and buy a hot dog stand in Bellingham. Plus, a new segment called Bearly The News, and a spontaneous No Point Conversion.
. . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

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0:00.0	Yes, it is daunting, but I did some research on amicable breakups.
0:04.7	I visited www.LadiesGoodHealthMag.com backslash6-relationships-backslash867599904-backslash9432-1020.html.
0:20.1	Do you know that side?
0:21.0	Yeah.
0:21.5	T-B-T-L!
0:27.2	I'm done with walls now.
0:29.5	I'm into angry unicorns.
0:31.0	If I was a unicorn, I'd never be angry.
0:32.8	No, no, no. I don't mess with computers, okay?
0:34.8	Ever since I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail, I was like,
0:37.8	no, thank you. I'm done with this.
0:39.4	My door's always open.
0:40.9	Except when it's closed, but you can open it when it's closed.
0:43.6	You guys think I'm some kind of wimp, but I'm not.
0:46.1	I am tough, and I'm strong, and I'd love to splash around in chilly water.
0:50.4	Here's some advice I gave to the girls in my dance troupe
0:53.0	that the dance tell you drop tournament.
0:54.8	That advice was dance, dance, and dance.
0:59.6	Or we could just go with blows.
1:01.4	See what happens.
1:02.7	I don't get what.
1:04.3	Let's blow some tiny mines.
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