Episode #2635: Biased Milk Hotel
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2018
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Luke is about to head to Hawaii for a vacation....but he may have a little trouble actually getting on the plane. He and Andrew also talk about what they'd do if a bunch of money fell off a truck in front of them.
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| 0:00.0 | I think what they were doing was good. |
| 0:02.8 | Well mean, you have heard you rehearsed. You rehearse. Perfect. You know exactly what you're doing and then when you forget about it |
| 0:09.2 | Let me pinpoint you. You said they learn it. They forget it and that's okay. That's great. Well, they've forgotten it |
| 0:15.7 | But they never learned it. So when do they learn it? I'm just saying when do we have it but what I'm saying is a |
| 0:20.9 | They're gonna forget it anyway. Then what difference does it make? I mean, you see what I mean? |
| 0:24.1 | I mean, it's like one of those, it's a zen thing. |
| 0:27.6 | It's like, you know, how many babies fit in the tire thing |
| 0:34.2 | that hold the old joke, you know. |
| 0:36.3 | TVTL. |
| 0:42.3 | In 1971 Bill Great's has been in Michael's soft. |
| 0:45.3 | Wouldn't it be cool if I could remember my dingus passwords |
| 0:48.6 | from my email? |
| 0:49.7 | I eat Chinese food almost every day. |
| 0:51.4 | Just remind myself to be a little bit crazy all day long. |
| 0:53.6 | Chips and dips, chips and dips. |
| 0:55.3 | I love chips and dips. |
| 0:57.1 | Is there? |
| 0:58.4 | And I'm just guessing here's some kind of medication |
| 1:00.9 | that you maybe need a lot of and have taken a lot of. |
| 1:03.5 | Maybe too much of today? |
| 1:04.7 | Who saw that coming? |
| 1:05.9 | You know, for me to say I wasn't a genius, |
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