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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2634: Blockin' Out The Haders

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2018

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Andrew tries to claim membership to a very exclusive club, and Luke is NOT HAVING IT. They also offer up some Monday afternoon Hot Dog Stories, Luke has some TV recommendations, and a listener experiences a TBTL moment at his son's recital.
. . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're drunk. I'm not. You are too.

0:04.0

Prove it.

0:06.0

Name all the states in America in alphabetical order.

0:09.0

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona.

0:11.0

Perse order.

0:12.0

Wyoming, Wisconsin.

0:13.0

Australian accent.

0:14.0

West Virginia.

0:16.0

In the style of Anthony Hopkins and legends of the fall.

0:19.0

We're kind of wrong.

0:21.0

Whistle.

0:23.0

Dominicans.

0:24.0

TVTL.

0:30.0

Coming off, Kanye West claims to hate thin mints.

0:33.0

You can bet we'll get into this further in the next hour.

0:36.0

This is the only thing I care about now.

0:39.0

I don't understand it, bro.

0:41.0

I just wanted people to like me more.

0:44.0

Damn. Daniel, back at it again with the white vans.

0:47.0

Notice me, Senpai. Notice me.

0:50.0

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:52.0

You really are the master of spontaneous rittisms.

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