Episode #2633: The Daddening
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2018
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Mitt Romney answers the question everyone's not been asking: What is Mitt Romney's favorite meat? Plus, a community catches its mystery pooper, and a Blockbuster video store in Alaska has a surprising Hollywood relic on display. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!
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| 0:00.0 | Do you want to do some trivia? Yes, please. What kind of droid is C3PO? Protocol droid. |
| 0:11.4 | And what kind of droid is R2D2? Astronect droid. And what kind of droid is a TBTL? |
| 0:20.7 | What dog teller story? And what does TBTL have a hard time getting to? Top story is TBTL! |
| 0:37.6 | Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. |
| 0:46.0 | Everybody's looking forward to the weekend! That's a tuna, bro! Look at that thing! Oh my god! |
| 0:53.7 | I'll tell you another thing. Once you step inside this circle, the weather never changes. |
| 1:00.1 | It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain. Always. Targets. Targets. |
| 1:07.5 | And for our viewing pleasure, I pack terms of E, then we're going to bring it up with a little |
| 1:12.4 | fragrance to the tea. And then hopefully it's with Sandy B. Somebody die in that one. They die in all of them. Good. |
| 1:24.8 | All right, everybody. Here we go. Here we do with a Friday morning edition of TBTL. The show that |
| 1:36.0 | just might be too beautiful to live. Ooh! Coming to you from the rainy and, in fact, possibly |
| 1:43.3 | flash flooding streets of Austin, Texas. Hello, everyone. It's episode 2,633 in a collector series. |
| 1:53.5 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Hallelujah! Much to report on here on a rainy Austin |
| 2:01.1 | morning, including Pupiti scoops in the news. You laugh. You scorn him. You may be even mock |
| 2:14.4 | one Kanye West, but I'll tell you what, this drop will never get old to me. And his geniuses, |
| 2:20.0 | well, it's actually, it's coming through. By the way, we didn't choose the Pupiti scoop life. |
| 2:28.1 | If the Pupiti scoop life chose us in that, we're not trying to always talk about number two |
| 2:34.8 | problems, but there is a story that has been sent to us by many listeners about a rogue |
| 2:42.0 | pooper at a football field in New Jersey. And it's just too good. It's too good, everybody. And |
| 2:48.7 | we have to talk about it. So we'll do that. Also, there is a blockbuster in Alaska. So who needs a |
| 2:55.7 | movie? That is trying to, it's one of the last blockbusters blockbuster videos, or as my |
| 3:01.5 | late grandmother used to call it, Buster Blockers. It's one of the last blockbusters in America. |
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